Monday, April 4, 2011

Lesson I Learned From Butterflies


We all have an awkward period in our lives before we turn beautiful

Lesson I Learned From Ants



Lesson:

All work and no play makes you a very annoying person.

Lesson I Learned From Swans



Lesson:

Mating for life means putting up with a life time of looking beautiful but dealing with a hissing partner who just always goes with the flow.

Lesson I Learned From Sloths


Lesson:

When life gets hard, slow down and just smile

Lesson I Learned From Chimps


Lesson:

Its best not to throw shit at other people. Despite it being funny, it causes a serious case of pinkeye.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Chickens


Lesson:

Life sucks when your partners a cock.

Camel



Lesson:
You should always beware of the Camel Toe