Tao De Dingo
Life Lessons Taught By Animal Examples
Monday, April 4, 2011
Lesson I Learned From Butterflies
We all have an awkward period in our lives before we turn beautiful
Lesson I Learned From Ants
Lesson:
All work and no play makes you a very annoying person.
Lesson I Learned From Swans
Lesson:
Mating for life means putting up with a life time of looking beautiful but dealing with a hissing partner who just always goes with the flow.
Lesson I Learned From Sloths
Lesson:
When life gets hard, slow down and just smile
Lesson I Learned From Chimps
Lesson:
Its best not to throw shit at other people. Despite it being funny, it causes a serious case of pinkeye.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Chickens
Lesson:
Life sucks when your partners a cock.
Camel
Lesson:
You should always beware of the Camel Toe
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