Lesson I Learned From Butterflies

We all have an awkward period in our lives before we turn beautiful

Lesson I Learned From Ants

Lesson:

All work and no play makes you a very annoying person.

Lesson I Learned From Swans

Lesson:

Mating for life means putting up with a life time of looking beautiful but dealing with a hissing partner who just always goes with the flow.

Lesson I Learned From Sloths

Lesson:

When life gets hard, slow down and just smile

Lesson I Learned From Chimps

Lesson:

Its best not to throw shit at other people. Despite it being funny, it causes a serious case of pinkeye.

Chickens

Lesson:

Life sucks when your partners a cock.

Camel

Lesson:

You should always beware of the Camel Toe

Goats

Lesson:

If you eat garbage and head butt things, dont expect people to like you

Chinese Crested Dog

Lesson:

You should really be thankful of your ugly friends. They make you look so much prettier.

Dingos

Lesson:

When people are saying you ate their baby, you should start on a diet or get better friends

Cats

Lesson:

Never trust a person with a barbed penis...

As per Wikipedia "This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120–150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[146] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation."

Dogs

Lesson:

Couple things-

1) watching two dogs get stuck together having sex should be used in sex education classes

2) Given number 1, its unfortunate the position 'doggy-style' is called doggy style because if I were stuck to everyone I had slept with it would be devastating.

Prairie Dog

Lesson:

Never let anyone compare you to a piece of shit.

(aka I have to poop so bad I am Prarie dogging it)

Nursing Female Dogs

Lesson:

May my nipples never look like yours!

Geese

Lessons:

Natures fastest mulchers. Seriously, the grass goes in one end and out the other so fast!

Honey Badger

Lesson:

You look like a black guy with dyed white hair

Zebra

Lesson:

Michael Jackson said it best "It dont matter if your black or white," but in this world you'll get eaten alive.

Turtle

Lesson:

When your over eager its good to go slow rather than pretend you know what your doing and go fast.

Deer

Lesson:

You should really run AWAY from cop lights and sirens. Cops kill

Snakes

Lesson:

You seriously go where no one wants to go. I now understand the penis metaphor.

Chimps

Lesson:

Stop throwing poop cause all it does is cause pink eye and end you up in detention.

Cows

Lesson:

Do not sleep standing up. Some drunk asshole will knock you over.