If you eat garbage and head butt things, dont expect people to like you
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Chinese Crested Dog
Lesson:
You should really be thankful of your ugly friends. They make you look so much prettier.
Dingos
Lesson:
When people are saying you ate their baby, you should start on a diet or get better friends
Cats
Lesson:
Never trust a person with a barbed penis...
As per Wikipedia "This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120–150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[146] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation."
Dogs
Lesson:
Couple things-
1) watching two dogs get stuck together having sex should be used in sex education classes
2) Given number 1, its unfortunate the position 'doggy-style' is called doggy style because if I were stuck to everyone I had slept with it would be devastating.
Prairie Dog
Lesson:
Never let anyone compare you to a piece of shit.
(aka I have to poop so bad I am Prarie dogging it)
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